Wakko Warner

[Wakko]

I do not have a story to tell. None that you would find wise or profound, or even mildly amusing. It is the story of two brothers, Yakonikov (Yakko) and Wakkoish (Wakko), and their younger sister, Dotrexia (Dot). We are the Varner brothers, though it is often pronounced Warner. I am Wakko, younger of the two brothers. My siblings and I lived with our parents, who were half-elven adventurers, until they retired. We were sent out on our own with much training. We have a pact not to adventure together, except for traveling. Usually, two of us will stay behind, while the third joins an adventuring group.

We have recently traveled from Bardsgate, because we have heard stories about the success of adventuring parties into the vast area of wilderness near the Tsar ruins. I have encountered a group in need of a rogue, and archer. I have heard their last rogue retired, apparently the desolation got the best of him. He has turned inn-keeper. He is a strange one, always pulling out wands. And muttering to himself.

I hope this new party will bring us much success.